A Million Things We Have Learned about the Tour de France

The Organisation


Number of towns hosting a start or finish for the first time 10


Percentage of those towns’ inhabitants planning on decamping to Corsica to avoid the whole damn thing 14%


Number of journalists and photographers covering Le Tour 2,000


Number of those who will be in Michelle Froome’s bad books by the first rest day 1998


Proportion of French tractors that will, at some point in the next three weeks, be used to form part of a bicycle wheel spinning in a wheat field 48%

The Roadside


Number of people attending with children 3.8 million


Number of those children, who would rather be at Eurodisney 87%


Spectators from countries other than France 2.4 million


Percentage of those who are Brits hoping no-one thinks they voted for Brexit 14%


Number of those who will watch wearing full Team Sky kit anyway 438

Volume of white paint impulsively purchased from branches of Bricomarche on the way down to the Alps 14000 litres


Amount which will be used to misspell riders’ names 478 litres


Amount that will turn out to be French Ronseal 54 litres


Number of fans who attend the Tour as a group of five or more 11.1 million


Number of those who are 20-something Belgians who will miss the peloton passing due to being passed out in their camper-van, by peaking before the breakaway even arrives 361


Bits of tat flung out by the publicity caravan 18 million


Number of children that will still somehow manage to miss out on a bag of Haribo, even though it was tossed straight to them and how long did we spend teaching you how to cup and catch, Alastair? 2836

The Armchair Fans


Hours of TV coverage over the three weeks 110


Number of warning emails you will receive from the boss if you try to sneakwatch even a tenth of those 3 (and a verbal ticking off)


Number of times Sean Kelly will refer to the race as “the Tour of France” 84


Number of riders’ names you’ll finally learn how to say properly, thanks to Eurosport commentator, and pronunciation policeman, Rob Hatch 43


Number of times David Millar will predict a team could be “about to blow the race to pieces” 48


Number of times the word “echelons” will be used by commentators in the first week (and more in hope than description) 19


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The Race


Number of facial expressions worn by Nairo Quintana on the bike 1


Amount of time Chris Froome will spend staring at his stem 4354 minutes


Number of times Valverde will dive across the road as if to attack before just as quickly aborting and returning to the bunch with a wry “lol made u look” 7


Number of attempts by Wanty-Groupe Gobert riders to get into the break in the first week 47


Number of successful attempts by Wanty–Groupe Gobert to get into the break in the first week 1


Number of riders who will say “The Tour is the Tour” to a journalist 198


Number of riders who will say “It was full gas” (“il etait plein gaz”) at some point over the three weeks 198


*some of which may be more authoritatively sourced than others


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